The Baron

His real name shall not be mentioned. He is only known as "The Baron" or, the more proper, "Baron Von Dorkenstein."

There are so many stories about The Baron that it is hard to know where to begin...

possible topics of derision:

The Couch - This definitely needs it's own page!!!

Repressed Homesexuality Manifested in Fox Mulder Love

Presents from Beyond the Colon

Obsessive X-Files/Millennium Habits

It's a Little Known Fact...

Indeed

Gay Poses (specifically his "X-files watching" pose on the couch upstairs...)

The Odor of Rancid Hotdogs and Play Dough

INXS - Kick

The Dance of the Bigfoot (i.e. Peter Gabriel)

Is Netscape Down? 'Cuz My Netscape Totally Isn't Working

Clompy McStompsalot

From a Drama Queen to Just a Queen

"Three to five minutes"

It's like New York City... for religious people

I just don't get how you guys can get so into a show

Black Helicopters on campus

Air Conditioning

I was a Super-Intelligent Child

Rudely awakened by chewing

Water powered car

Skim milk?! You bastard!

"Guys... guys..."